30 3 / 2014

Behold, the best show ever

(Source: epilepticfridgeboy, via zamii070)

30 3 / 2014

dracini:

misterbara:

zacharieshusbando:


Recite a poem.




Read the first page to one of your favorite books.




Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.




Do a tongue-twister.




Say something in a different language. 




Share an anecdote.




Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?




Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.




Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.




Tell a joke. 




What did you have to eat today? 




Talk about something that really scares you.




Talk about something that makes you happy.




What is your favorite word?




What is your least favorite word?




What turns you on?




What turns you off?




What sound or noise do you love?




What sound or noise do you hate?




What is your favorite curse word?




What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?




What profession would you not like to do?




If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?




If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.



Come on guys please? :D

Reblogging to remind myself to do it later. Seems like fun stoofs

dracini:

misterbara:

zacharieshusbando:

  1. Recite a poem.
  2. Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
  3. Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
  4. Do a tongue-twister.
  5. Say something in a different language. 
  6. Share an anecdote.
  7. Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
  8. Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
  9. Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
  10. Tell a joke. 
  11. What did you have to eat today? 
  12. Talk about something that really scares you.
  13. Talk about something that makes you happy.
  14. What is your favorite word?
  15. What is your least favorite word?
  16. What turns you on?
  17. What turns you off?
  18. What sound or noise do you love?
  19. What sound or noise do you hate?
  20. What is your favorite curse word?
  21. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
  22. What profession would you not like to do?
  23. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
  24. If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.

Come on guys please? :D

Reblogging to remind myself to do it later. Seems like fun stoofs

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30 3 / 2014

My cousin has the sweetest dogs.
Vishnu got fat since the last time I saw her though.

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28 3 / 2014

darkosz12:

Wood V

Ah yes, my true tier is finally here

darkosz12:

Wood V

Ah yes, my true tier is finally here

26 3 / 2014

25 3 / 2014

rerylikes:

Dining Etiquette Around The World, an infographic by Restaurant Choice

via Feel Design

are these relevant or clichés to you?

Reblogging cause i feel this will be important fairly soon

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24 3 / 2014

kittenmod:

kinkiepie:

dampho:

i’d joke around with some close friends that i had this curse that would not allow me to be able to hold onto a friendship for more than a few years

can you guess what happened to them

yup.

God this rings painfully true for me.. Especially since it was almost 2 years ago I broke up with velo xwx

22 3 / 2014

dracini:

dracini:

OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS

Examples above

Well Draci wants to go to comicon as well as regain my savings so im open for commissions again!

  • Sketches are £5 each or £20 for a sheet of five
  • Coloured sketches are £10 each or £40 for a sheet of five
  • Lines are £15 each
  • Flat coloured is £20
  • Shaded is £25
  • Adding a background depends on price. $10 for black and white anything else would need to be discussed depending on complexity.

My examples are mostly ponies but I can draw a variety. Feel free to ask for more examples.

Even if you can’t afford spreading the word would be an amazing help c:

Contact me via ask for now c: thank you!

Reblogging for morning people

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21 3 / 2014

Look at what finally came in the mail today!  :D

Look at what finally came in the mail today!  :D

21 3 / 2014

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now.""You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."
"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

Knock on door to cabin in the woods, “I swear I’m not a bandit.”
Charisma check: 1 
Congratulations, the bandits inside completely believe you are not a bandit and attack.

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now."

"You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."

"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."
me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that
//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check
"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

Knock on door to cabin in the woods, “I swear I’m not a bandit.”

Charisma check: 1 

Congratulations, the bandits inside completely believe you are not a bandit and attack.

(Source: zerohitpoints, via adiostoreadumb)